As Long as it’s Not Road Kill
Somewhat inclined to update this welcome page, I feel a little bit of Dutch courage is needed to be a bit more ‘myself’. That said, I’ll still sugar coat it. For now. But just in case you’re expecting bunny rabbits, I do use profanities such as fudge, canker blossom and jizz monkey.
This ‘ere collection of rants and thoughts are purely my own - albeit, mostly censored in fear of offending. Deep down, I do care, but at the same time, I’m flipping you off.
It’s written in British English. I’m not going to start being pompous or playing up to a stereotype, but I couldn’t give an arse however you define it i.e. International English. Words such as colour, utilise and patronise are spelt the British way. Not the right way, but my way. If that bothers you, tough.
Still with me? Good. Let’s continue.
There’s a lot of crap on here with no direction other than what comes to mind. Topics include design, film, music, games and all forms of pop culture. Also packed in tight are various rants about the arseholes of the world and your common everyday injustice. Not looking to change the world or anything, just a healthy rant here and there in order that I can spend more time on the important things in life: embroidery, poems about cheese and painting one’s buttocks.
If any of the above takes your fancy, read on. If that doesn’t appeal to you, or you’re just looking for cheat codes, tutorials on how to build an ark or porn, then you might as well sling your hook now. No tits on here other than myself. I’m just kiddin’. You knows I loves ya.
Tits McGee x